{"id":33,"date":"2015-12-08T18:53:12","date_gmt":"2015-12-08T18:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/?p=33"},"modified":"2016-06-22T18:53:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-22T18:53:49","slug":"what-happened-to-the-last-person-who-didnt-read-my-faq-before-contacting-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"What happened to the last person who didn&#8217;t read my FAQ before contacting me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-34 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/thwack.jpg\" alt=\"thwack\" width=\"427\" height=\"641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/thwack.jpg 800w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/thwack-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/thwack-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/thwack-683x1024.jpg 683w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 427px) 85vw, 427px\" \/><br \/>\nReally though, if you&#8217;d like me to take you seriously when you contact me about organising a session &#8211; and if you are hoping for a reply at all &#8211; please do make sure you read through my session information and FAQ&#8217;s page before hastily firing off that contact form. Currently well over 50% of people who contact me ask questions which are clearly answered on this site already. I will only consider seeing people who can show they are genuine and serious about wanting to visit, and you simply don&#8217;t come across that way if it&#8217;s obvious you haven&#8217;t bothered to read through my site.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>If you&#8217;ve contacted me asking about a session recently, haven&#8217;t had a reply and are wondering why, it might be a good time to take a look at that sessions page! I&#8217;ll gladly give up my time replying to your messages IF you demonstrate you&#8217;ve spent some of your time reading my site fully. Otherwise, unfortunately, we won&#8217;t be meeting any time soon.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really though, if you&#8217;d like me to take you seriously when you contact me about organising a session &#8211; and if you are hoping for a reply at all &#8211; please do make sure you read through my session information and FAQ&#8217;s page before hastily firing off that contact form. Currently well over 50% of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/?p=33\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What happened to the last person who didn&#8217;t read my FAQ before contacting me!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sessions","category-slave-etiquette"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}