{"id":222,"date":"2017-03-12T11:11:02","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T11:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/?p=222"},"modified":"2017-03-12T11:11:02","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T11:11:02","slug":"retiring-my-cross-country-trainers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"Retiring my cross country trainers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got some lovely sparkly new cross country running trainers, so I&#8217;m retiring a couple of my very old, very filthy, very well-travelled and well-loved pairs. Be warned, they are very\u00a0yucky indeed and have been worn to the point they&#8217;re almost falling apart, so aren&#8217;t for the faint hearted or weak-stomached!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-224 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wl1211-g-017-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wl1211-g-017-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wl1211-g-017-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wl1211-g-017-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wl1211-g-017.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to be the proud(ish) new owner of\u00a0a pair of my stinky running shoes, either reply to this thread\u00a0with your details\u00a0(don&#8217;t worry, I won&#8217;t publish your reply!) or use the contact form on MistressWhiplash.co.uk to make me an offer I can&#8217;t refuse.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-223 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WL1042-g-019-684x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"684\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WL1042-g-019-684x1024.jpg 684w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WL1042-g-019-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WL1042-g-019-768x1151.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WL1042-g-019.jpg 801w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Trainers will be\u00a0mailed to the lucky recipients, or if you prefer you may collect them in person from my dungeon in Hampshire and get to see them on my feet in the flesh before you take them away to their new home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got some lovely sparkly new cross country running trainers, so I&#8217;m retiring a couple of my very old, very filthy, very well-travelled and well-loved pairs. Be warned, they are very\u00a0yucky indeed and have been worn to the point they&#8217;re almost falling apart, so aren&#8217;t for the faint hearted or weak-stomached! If you&#8217;d like to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/?p=222\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Retiring my cross country trainers&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":225,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikkiwhiplash.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}